[ talking. he'd rather shoot a bottle caps from 2000 miles away, that would be more productive. ]
you know steve is bad at cooking? he can barely boil anything, it breaks my heart every time. if you can manage that i have every confidence you can learn how to bake and not burn the whole place down.
why tissues, still? why not, i don't know, water? food. would a walled-in room even have a water closet?
Really? I would've thought he'd be the 'de-stress with cooking' type, but we all have our strengths and weaknesses. Bruce can't cook either.
For your tears, Bucky. Have you never cried in front of your therapist before? Tissues are better at wiping them away than water or food. But why a water closet?
he destresses by punching things. people see the whole "aw shucks" schtick and think he's all cute and cuddly, but steve's the kinda guy that won't let go of something once he's bit it in the neck.
figuratively, so far that i know of.
why not a water closet? if i'm walled in i gotta pee eventually, don't i?
[ they might as well do a review of the cask of amontillado at this point in the exercise. ]
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[ talking. he'd rather shoot a bottle caps from 2000 miles away, that would be more productive. ]
you know steve is bad at cooking? he can barely boil anything, it breaks my heart every time. if you can manage that i have every confidence you can learn how to bake and not burn the whole place down.
why tissues, still? why not, i don't know, water? food. would a walled-in room even have a water closet?
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For your tears, Bucky. Have you never cried in front of your therapist before? Tissues are better at wiping them away than water or food. But why a water closet?
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figuratively, so far that i know of.
why not a water closet? if i'm walled in i gotta pee eventually, don't i?
[ they might as well do a review of the cask of amontillado at this point in the exercise. ]
sorry for the delayy!!
Wouldn't be surprised if it's not so figurative after all.
Always pee before your therapist appointment, Bucky. They shouldn't be too long, and needing to pee is a bad escape plan.
[ so dramatic. ]
What's the worst part of a therapy session for you?